The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

hook

A slang term referring to a person’s sense of style. Similar to something being “on fleek”.

“Bro, have you met the new kid?”
“Boi’s got so much hook!”

by It doesn’t matter May 29, 2018

Hooked

Steal

A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

hook

A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"

I really like the hook you used in the first sentence of the email to draw people in.

by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022