a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012

Hi Im Olly

Hi Im Olly, A famous call of duty player, slaps all bk randys and scrubs. Don't even attempt to beat him he is just too good for you. He is also a MLG pro and has won nationals and won MW2 pcls

Wow you just got owned by Hi Im Olly, you must be such a bk randy!

by Fwiz November 30, 2011

Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.

I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap

by Balls2You March 8, 2011

Kentucky Hi-Point

Any poor man's pistol that someone buys as a last ditch effort to avoid having to buy a Hi-Point. Normally bottom tier guns with main brand logos. Can be bought for $250-$400 used out of any KY pawnshop.

"Look at this S&W M&P 40 Shield I just bought."

"That's a damn fine Kentucky Hi-Point."

by Dah' Gone February 25, 2023

out his socks

TO FUCK THAT LIL NIGGA UP

ayy cuh we gon knock jhit out his socks

by vilznz February 28, 2023

Cheesed in his van

This is when you do sexual activities in a car and you use this phrase to indicate that you or your partner has reached an orgasm. Could be used in present or past tense, also all genders are included as well.

Me: have you cheesed in his van?

Person: well, where else would I? His parents are home all the time.

by Holyferret June 17, 2018

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018