happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Happy Kade

A man that is severely in love with obese woman, and has a fetish of navigating their sticky, unwashed fat rolls with his tongue. As well as fishing out chunks of dried fat roll grease and spreading them on warm toast for breakfast.

The man was very excited as he performed the happy Kade on his semi truck of a woman.

by Keffer-naught July 10, 2023

happy bott

A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.

That kid is a happy bott

by HappyXD December 9, 2020

queue happy

when a person who does not have a Spotify premium account takes total control of the queue because they have been lacking the ability to do so on their own personal account

Haley (premium account holder): Hey, do you wanna queue some music for the car ride?
Dominic (wishes he had premium): Sure thing!
Haley: *checks the queue* Woah woah, you're a little queue happy there.
Dominic: What makes you say that?
Haley: You queued enough music for ~two~ car rides!

by browneyedgirl42 December 20, 2020

Taser Happy

Cops who like to use there taser for any little offense.

Yo bro don't say a word to officer Rodriguez he's a taser happy asshole who's just looking for an excuse to tase someone.

by GovernorBlevinsKY December 22, 2020

Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

Happy screams

It’s like

Happy screams - I’m just gonna lend you my mom’s cosmo

by Goodsemeriten213 June 24, 2022