guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022

Quad guys

Subgroup of thigh guys, these men like there women with thick, strong, well built quads (Women like Vivi Winkler or Carrie June). Often lifters themselves, though not always, these men find themselves attracted to the strength and curved that these ladies posses, as women with well built quads and hams also tend to have firm, bubble shaped booties. Women who can crush watermelons and pumpkins in between their legs tend to demand a special respect, and attraction, from men.

There’s just something that hits different when she wraps her legs around you and you feel your lower back pop. Makes a man just dump his whole load right then and there, and pray and hope he can make some D1 babies with this absolute unit of a woman. At least, that’s one of the reasons I became one of the Quad Guys

by health&wellness54 November 26, 2020

glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!

"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"

by Hyrox April 16, 2008

Unwise Guys

A guy with a dad bod and frat guy sense of humor.

Those unwise guys have the sense of humor of a college freshman. Will they ever grow up?

by Lala Pepperstine March 5, 2019

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015

Bitch Guy

A person who pulls total bitch moves.
A person who acts like a bitch.
A person who is greedy like a bitch.
A person who has sand in their vagina.

John: OMG jay didnt invite me to the party
Sally: What a Bitch Guy

Jennifer: jackie is always mean to me
Ashley: i know right what a total bitch.. GUY!!

by BoXmAn June 16, 2012

that guy crow

a good guy

that guy crow

by cocksuckerballsack69 January 26, 2022