Wrestle the Fudge Weasel

Take a shit

After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Wrestle a fudge weasel

To take a shit

Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.

Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Snaked by the Fudge man

To be screwed over by Neil Fudge, a fictional inventor.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.

I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.

'Guess what? You're about to get snaked by the Fudge man today.'

by Ihadacrushongordonramsey April 2, 2025

Fallujah Fudge Pop

When a man lies down on the bed naked, with his legs hanging off the bed just enough for the penis and the anus to be off. Then a man or woman kneels down behind the man and grabs and holds the penis like a popsicle, whilst performing sloppy anal cunnilingus like eating a fudgesicle.

Sugg: yo bro I just recieved a Fallujah Fudge Pop.
Fartsmella: damn bro I got one last weekend.

by Suggatron April 5, 2025

Fudge packer

Someone who takes it in the butt

Mr.mginn is a fudge packer

by Urmumsluver69 April 7, 2025

fudge run

When you're about to take an explosive poop, so you have to find the nearest bathroom.

“Be right back, I gotta take a fudge run.”

by Fudgerynnm May 16, 2025

Hot fudge Sundae

When someone passes out at a party. They are 1st shat on,
then someone or someone's feltches cum onto them. Finally for the piece de resistance, find a woman on her period so she can drop a blood clot on them

Were you at the party Saturday night? Poor Wade passed out and they gave him a hot fudge sundae. Picture are online and everything. He'll never live it down.

by Cloudybro May 18, 2025