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Fuckboy Fall 

When the hot girls return from their summer entanglements, it's the city boyz turn to be great(especially with nurses and teachers).
Ashley was having fun posting hotgirl summer vibes on IG and Snap, but Ricky kept liking all her pics getting ready fuckboy fall.
Fuckboy Fall by Kzesty September 11, 2020
Normally a fuckboy is someone who rocks Jordan 11’s, polo zip up hoodies, skinny jeans, blue eyes and a massive sex addiction. A fuckboy will lead on any female, even those who he has no caring for at all, just because he can and he will. He is the scum of the earth and shouldn’t have the facilities to do what he does.
Isaiah: “Hasan you’re such a fuckboy”

Hasan: “you’re just mad I get more pussy than you”
Fuckboy by Chief_Beef_456 September 24, 2020
Someone who wears polo brand, Jordan 11’s, has blue eyes and has no caring for any females or their feelings. He spits game to any chicks, even the ugly ones, and has no self respect.
Isaiah: “Hasan you’re such a fuckboy”

Hasan: “you’re just mad that I get more pussy than you”
Fuckboy by Chief_Beef_456 September 24, 2020
Ring ring, ah, ring ring
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
F! (F!)
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
Fuccboi by Jaraaahd November 6, 2020
Female: Damn look at that fine man over there. I want him so bad but I know he’s not good for me
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
Fuccboi by mellllllllo November 25, 2020
Female: Damn look at that fine man over there. I want him so bad but I know he’s not good for me
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
Fuccboi by mellllllllo November 25, 2020