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Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018
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fake bitch

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!
by phony ass twat July 24, 2017
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fake holiday

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.
I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.
by badboiclurb October 9, 2014
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faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.
I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.
by P.A. Mac June 10, 2010
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fake friend

a friend that doesn't keep it 100
by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017
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Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.
Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them
by He broke her May 18, 2018
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fake cunt

A person that acts like soneone there not around other people and on social media.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).

In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.

(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.

They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)

Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.

Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.

Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)

The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.

The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's

Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.
'Hes a fake cunt bro'. ' haha look at this bitch, what a fake cunt'.
by fuk uuuuu July 21, 2018
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