Fat-Clap

When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap

Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.

Fat-Clap by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

fat wallet by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

Fat Stripper 

A bodacious, vivacious, laquashius, flirtatious chick who generally has a business card and can never seem to find a pole.

Damn, check out that Fat Stripper over there, man! Let's go sign her business card!

Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!

Fat Stripper by SexyCripple October 19, 2010

Fat Blindness 

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.

Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.

Fat Blindness by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011

fat girl at a Dairy Queen 

An alcoholic beverage made from equal parts of Bailey's, Creme de Menthe and Sambuca.

I ordered a Fat Girl at a Dairy Queen from the bartender, but he couldn't make it as he was out of Sambuca.

fat girl at a Dairy Queen by TheGuyWhoGoesToBedTooEarly February 12, 2013

fat cunt run 

The act in which a group of fat friends engage in a midnight drive to buy fast food in the hope to either increase their stretchmarks size or amount of stretchmarks, the food can be eaten at any time.

Fat Cunt 1: Do you want to go for a fat cunt run?
Fat Cunt 2: Sure.

fat cunt run by God of Fat May 15, 2016

fat zach 

A walking whale With a little chode and he likes girls 18 years younger than him

Look at that fat Zach

fat zach by Ronald burris October 26, 2017