smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

by harleywood December 31, 2008

Terminal Bitch Face

When a woman, despite her mood, always looks bitchy. She might feel cheerful, amused, enraptured, or content, but she always looks like a bitch. Often times the woman is well aware of her condition, and despises how other people constantly tell her to smile. This might actually make her feel like bitching at you. Terminal Bitch Face sufferers often hear "That's just how her face is."

The character Betty Draper from Mad Men suffers from Terminal Bitch Face.

by TBFAnon August 25, 2011

Asian Red Face

The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.

I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!

by youngskrrt July 29, 2014

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth.

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

by MikeTheKnight47 April 2, 2019

Face-in-Peril

This is a professional wresting term used to refer to the babyface who gets beat up for the majority of a tag team match.

Ricky Morton of the Rock 'N' Roll Express almost always was the face-in-peril during their matches. So much so that another term people use is "playing Ricky Morton."

by Krendall October 25, 2005

face rub

A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.

Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.

by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009