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family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up
person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.
by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022
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Family

There always nice and always by your side you can always count on them even when they have to dance in the sky with you they will always watch over you and I love my family
Some of my family members died there still by my side
by Love corn November 11, 2019
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Family

For the LGBTQ+ community this word is used as a signifier to other LGBTQ+ people that you're a member. It's used in situations where discussing the community openly might not be safe.

It also implies a sense of acceptance right off the bat.
Not to assume, but are you family?
by randomhappenstance May 7, 2024
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why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.
carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it
by Bad insults May 21, 2018
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mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.
My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.
by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021
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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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