Facebook Fuckwit

A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.

Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.

Fact

Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'

Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!

by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010

Facebook burn

When someone you have a fight with/break up with blocks and unfriends you on facebook

Mike: Dude I looked up my ex on facebook and she unfriended me and blocked me..
Steve: Mike you got facebook burned

by lalalalalalalalalloveyou May 26, 2011

Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.

"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."

by Redimade May 11, 2009

Facebook Junkie

n. A person who periodically signs into their Facebook account via phone or computer, to update their "Facebook status".

My sister woke up from a dead ass sleep last night and got on the computer, when I asked her what she was doing she replied: "Checking my Facebook status", What a Facebook Junkie.

by Let's just say, Alan November 22, 2011

facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

by W.P.R. February 15, 2009

Facebook appsaphobia

The excessive desire to avoid accepting applications for fear of getting a virus on your computer.

Please don't send me applications, invitations, drinks, farm animals and such on Facebook because I suffer from Facebook appsaphobia and I'll never join.

by scamperdan January 8, 2010

Facebook Foe

One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.

+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...

Confirm Ignore Send Message

*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"

by TangClock April 7, 2009