An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
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Get the Evan mug.Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
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Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
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