Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

bacon and eggs

brake and enter aka BnE

yo you down to do a bacon and eggs this morning?

by bigdezzy January 2, 2009

Cow egg

An egg laid by a female cow as a way of reproduction

Today I saw a baby cow hatch from a cow egg it was amazing

by NicoBailey23xx September 6, 2016

cadbury eggs

Negro testicles.

He took one square in the cadbury eggs.

by ham cannon January 24, 2004

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

by cwish March 25, 2008

porn and eggs

Best place to be whilst meandering in the Nevada Desert. Usually situated on a dusty back alley during during Burning Man.
It's not unusual to experience a fugue like state when amongst the Porn and Eggers. Hysteria and Hedonism never too far behind.
This year Porn and Eggs was associated with the "Morningwood Saloon" ( they make great cocktails with a handcrank blender)

Great place to get some tattooes applied.

"Porn and Eggs totally wrecked me last night... It was awesome"

by fluffmuppet September 12, 2007