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Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
Such a fluffy pup!”
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019
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Donut Dude

A sorry little faggot who is absolutely shit at gaming. A girl or transgender who likes there own mom while also keeping a secret sexual relation with Donut's. A Donute Dude is very fond of everything you get. You get something cool for yourself? He goes out and makes a Chinese version. Donut Dude's normally have sex 3 times a day, donut's or mom's only. A Donut Dude is the worst thing you will meet.
donut dude is a horny duck.
by HornyHornHorn August 2, 2020
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Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018
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Wholesome Donut

A wholesome donut, what'd you think?
"Dayum, that donut is wholesome."

"That sure is a wholesome donut"
by Wholesome Donut March 26, 2021
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Dunkin' Donut

When you take a shit into someone elses open asshole.
My girl a freak, she asked me to give her a Dunkin' donut.
by Fed2thewolves April 15, 2019
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donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.
Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date
by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017
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knifing the donut

1. to cut a donut
2. to penetrate the butthole with a knife
“Damn, I’m so hungry, I was knifing the donut.”

Inmate 275, accosted inmate 2, and knifing the donut.”
by The Official Potty Dancers November 28, 2019
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