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Dildo

A retarted/stupid looking thing. That makes you want to call it a dildo
This cat is a dildo.”
by 800B December 14, 2025
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Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.
Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.
by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026
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fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw
"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"
by hunter666 April 7, 2009
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Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011
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hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013
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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
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texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend
by maddogpussy December 17, 2013
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