David

A type of vibrating dildo.

Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"

by lil computer geek May 14, 2008

David Beckham

One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.

– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!

by vanbert March 4, 2007

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

David Murray

Slang term for a Curry, or a person with one or more limbs missing.

A person who traverses through the mediums of cruches or wheelchairs

I went to Glagsow,
I got a Lap Dance,
David Murray Canny Tap-Dance

Adebyor, he comes from Togo,
David Murray canny Pogo!

by DavidnaelegsMurray June 18, 2008

the david

to jack off multiple times in a day

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?

by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005

davithy

Davithy, also known as boomer dad of the wifey council, or davey, or at davithy underscore, is an artist that is well known in the mcyt artist Twitter community. He also is gaining popularity on the platform that goes by the name of "YouTube", with two of his videos blowing up having over 200k unique views and gaining the channel over 7k subscribers. Davithy is also part of the popular "asmp" or arson smp which is hosted by Atticus (@malleksaturn).

Davey is a boomer

Person 1: Hey did you check out Davithy's twitter yet? His new post is amazing!
Person 2: Not yet, Can't wait to see It I love that guy!

by aki_ November 11, 2020