A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.
It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.
by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009
Get the Cold Cup of Jonesmug. Those porno videos like "College Fuck Fest" or anything like that when two people are having sex in front of a group of people at a party and they are all holding red cups.
by DJC777 August 27, 2010
Get the Red Cup Partymug. guy 1:"Dude check out those knockers! they are a perfect 10!"
guy 2:"meh, they are too big".
guy 1:"No they are not, just perefect G's!".
guy 2:"Sorry... not my cup of tits, I am more into C's".
guy 2:"meh, they are too big".
guy 1:"No they are not, just perefect G's!".
guy 2:"Sorry... not my cup of tits, I am more into C's".
by chodekisser July 16, 2011
Get the Not my cup of titsmug. 1 A term meaning "just enough". Not too little or too much. A good handful.
2 The Plural term for a Cougar
2 The Plural term for a Cougar
1 Oh, man, I just had about a C-cups worth of Sushi! I'm glad i didn't go overboard, because I REALLY wanna do the jerk on Kinect.
2 Y'all better be careful! There's a C-Cups worth of Cougars over yonder! You best be careful less you wanna become Coug supper!
2 Y'all better be careful! There's a C-Cups worth of Cougars over yonder! You best be careful less you wanna become Coug supper!
by Lil' Zeus January 4, 2011
Get the C-Cups Worthmug. (~n) Red Cup Girl: A female who enjoys dancing in parties holding a red cup in the hair like she thinks the boss, particular wearing a tight black dress and grind with a Jersey skankhump club wanna be motion. dark black hair, tan as hell all year long baybay!
Every Red Cup girl here are just holding their cup like jersey bitches to house music beats, and waits for me to come up to them and have sex with clothes on practically.
by worldofillusion April 27, 2011
Get the Red Cup Girlmug. When your girlfriend/wife straddles your leg and her vagina suctions on like a wet toilet plunger in a toilet.
Last night Theresa gave Mike a dirty suction cup, Mike said he had to scrub his leg for an hour to get the smell off.
by DaRth79 January 13, 2014
Get the dirty suction cupmug. When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
by PyvT June 15, 2014
Get the Jewish Pudding Cupmug.