He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
Get the Mr Cleanmug. The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.
"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
Get the Cleanmug. The act of cleaning dirty laundry with a dense deodorant gassing and then placing it on a radiator to dry. Usually performed by broke, students
"Jimmy, what are all these white stains on your Jeans?"
"OH those are from the student cleans at college"
"OH those are from the student cleans at college"
by TheFriendlyNeigbourhoodDrugie September 5, 2021
Get the Student Cleanmug. She is so DCO - Dry Clean Only - it takes her 2 hours to get ready, can't actually walk anywhere in her heels, super picky about restaurants, bars, clubs...
by jessica49 September 4, 2012
Get the DCO - Dry Clean Onlymug. Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.
"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
by papa sutra February 25, 2010
Get the cleaning out the stove pipemug. Wow, that dirt sure cleaned up nicely.
Nice bath soap!
Be right back, I have to go put dishes in the dirtwasher.
Nice bath soap!
Be right back, I have to go put dishes in the dirtwasher.
by bobsyouruncle22 June 8, 2018
Get the Cleanmug. Conor Killeen an idiot who resides in leixlip that struggles in most departments of life and skips a lot of lectures
by Keeklopp335 February 29, 2024
Get the Cleanmug.