Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"

Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

Choppa

Rob aka Choppa Rob aka someone we all love to hate , or someone in highschool at a college party ,someone that doesnt know alot about drugs and gets burned

Marz - Cheers to Choppa Rob!!!!!


Rest of Party - CHOPPPPA ROBBBB!!!!

by im the real batman October 9, 2008

Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005

chopper style

a busted looking individual... when you see one, you break out in the choppa style song!

look at the bird face! chop-chop-choppa style, chop-choppa style! chop-chop-choppa style!

by vaguegus May 14, 2005

Dave Chappelle

A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

by Lt. Dave March 2, 2008

chopped

1. When running a race, usually a sprint, to get caught then subsequently passed up by someone who started off behind you. See sucked up.

2. Getting a haircut.

1. Dang, Bobby chopped on dat nigga.
2. Ey CJ, where you get yo dome chopped at?

by Tsi August 10, 2005

Dave Chappelle

This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle

by mungo April 24, 2005