happy cakes

When someone has a nice little booty.

yo Amina not thick asf but she got some happy cakes

by Minabandsss November 30, 2019

cake hard

To waste time on unimportant things while ignoring looming deadlines.

"Why is Gordon still playing Smash Brothers? Isn't his make-up exam coming up?" "Yeah... that's the definition of cake hard!"

by sdrozdet January 23, 2009

flump cake

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

by Ballz13 December 1, 2009

Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 7, 2017

cake the make

Someone who wears way too much make up and generally requires a chisel to remove the many layers.

Friend 1 "Tanya looks so brown and pasty!"
Friend 2 "Yeah talk about cake the make!"

by FluteFairy August 4, 2007

Diner Cake

A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.

"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"

by lastxmas January 19, 2009