Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Guvnuh cake

British slang for pot brownies.

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.

by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018

fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour

fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Lip Cake

Lips that have a certain look, taste, smell, and feel that make you just want to have them.lust

Broooo, that bitty had maddddd Lip Cake, I wanna get all up in there!

by Lipiolitious December 29, 2018

Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is basically a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza

Hey Louie, have you tried pizza cake before? It's so good!

by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019

human cake

A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.

The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.

Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!

by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014