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chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).
"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"
by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019
mugGet the chimney cakemug.

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s
Cake cheesewell is sneaky
by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018
mugGet the cake cheesewellmug.

Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.
*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
mugGet the Fruit cakemug.

Wedge cake

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.
by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010
mugGet the Wedge cakemug.

cake sundae

A slice of cake with delicious sundae toppings including;hot fudge, whipped cream, caramel sauce, nuts, and any other delicious topping one could think of.
Dang, I could really go for a cake sundae right now.
by Agatha O March 20, 2008
mugGet the cake sundaemug.

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.
Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.
by flunflinflas July 28, 2014
mugGet the Door Cakemug.

Salt on the cake

An unneccessary addition or redundancy that is detrimental to ones overall enjoyment of the subject matter.
Guy #1: wow that woman's cleavage is beautiful.

Guy #2: and now she is taking her jacket off so we can see her... shoulders?
Guy #1: yeah talk about salt on the cake.
by WeaponTHPS October 19, 2010
mugGet the Salt on the cakemug.

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