Fur Burn

The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.

Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"

Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!

by Dooty77 July 7, 2018

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.

Have you herd about the burning times?

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011

Burning Clam

When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.

I will burning clam you.

by Mr. Milkman Jones July 2, 2016

Sam Burns

Used to exaggeration how large a persons head is.

In real life he is a 11 year old with the worlds largest head. Nicknamed Bobblehead Burns

Pharrr watch he has a proper sam burns.

by Pawley the beast May 29, 2017

Stink burn

A fart so bad it leaves a burn mark in your underwear.

"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."

by KingCone January 17, 2009

Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.

Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!

by Coldra September 14, 2011