chemical burn

An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.

IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"

by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011

sha-burn

it means the same as BURNNNNNN just much more fun to say.

Mike: "you look pretty today"
Karen: " you look ugly today, no..thats everyday. Nevermind!"
Someone else: SHA-BURRRNN!

by 573p413 May 10, 2005

Stink burn

A fart so bad it leaves a burn mark in your underwear.

"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."

by KingCone January 17, 2009

Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.

Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!

by Coldra September 14, 2011

Burning Clam

When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.

I will burning clam you.

by Mr. Milkman Jones July 2, 2016

burn a unit

The artful process of either rolling a fat blunt and smoking it, or packing a thick bowl and smoking it. Unit refers to a unit of measurement, whether it be the "bowl" unit or the"blunt" unit. Burning a unit is distinct from regular smoking of marijuana, however, in that it is done with an elegance that can only be achieved through years of training and developing a reliable method, thus becoming a master of the art.

I sure would like to burn a unit, but I have to write the outline for this speech. Damn I hate college...

by Thick_propheT November 21, 2009

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011