museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

Boob towel

A towel for your sweaty boobs!

"His significant other had a boob towel!"

by Dervollius April 16, 2021

boob jab

When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell

liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!

by <3me<3 January 16, 2015

vagina boob!

a mix where the vagina is so bloated and destroyed that it looks like a giant boob

wow why does you vagina look like a boob? we should call it a vagina boob!

by thepussydestroyer99 w/ thesnip January 23, 2018

Slacker Boob

When a breastfeeding mother discovers that one of her boobs does not like to keep up with the other, and produces less milk.

I pumped 3 ounces from my good boob and only 1 ounce from my slacker boob!

by Marie51294 October 4, 2018

boob allowance

The amount of boob shirts with built in bras will let you have before it looks too ridiculous to wear it. Often times ladies with bigger than a C will spill over/under due to the small boob allowance in these types of tops.

I can't wear that cami, it has a built in bra and my tits are too big for the boob allowance.

by plastic ducks September 14, 2016