Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.

by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021

Mudd Boat Tuggy

When a female give the a male partner a “tuggy” with her butt cheeks

Him: I wanna try something different tonight

Her: What did you have in mind?
Him: I want a tuggy but with something other than your hand. Perhaps your butt?
Him: A Mudd Boat Tuggy if you will!

by Wander7119 March 2, 2025

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

man of the boat

nigger

look at the man of the boat

by ercthemerk76 March 28, 2019

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025

Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.

by Disconazi March 16, 2015

row-boat

1. to sing in a round

"We need a song we can row-boat to."

by Ryan Eads April 29, 2007