smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

Cool Beans

Basically Jus Cool,,, Me & My friends replace the word Cool with beans... E.g. Beaninnes :D

EXAMPLE 1
Person1:I Forgot My Homework
Person2:Oh DW you can copy mine
Person1: You BEANN!!! Thanks
Person1: No problem :)

EXAMPLE 2
Person1: So have you asked him yet?
Person2: Nahh,, Imma Talk to him when there isnt anyone else around.
Person1: cool Beans,

EXAMPLE 1
Person1:I Forgot My Homework
Person2:Oh DW you can copy mine
Person1: You BEANN!!! Thanks
Person1: No problem :)

EXAMPLE 2
Person1: So have you asked him yet?
Person2: Nahh,, Imma Talk to him when there aint anyone else around.
Person1: cool Beans,

by DizzyRainbowz February 25, 2011

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

giant beanstalk

a term used to describe the results of consuming better than average dope.

I'm trying to grow a giant beanstalk, got any of those magic beans like the other day?

did you know that you can smoke magic beans?
They grow giant beanstalks when you do.

by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

To beans

(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned

I was getting bombarded by insults yesterday so I had to beans my way out

by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

awesome beans

Awesome beans is a vernacular which describes the process of super cooling beans to make them super coolducting. The terms is predominantly used in Rackspace to define the awesome work done by the Identity Ops team

"Hey Team, just wanted to let everybody know that AE tokens was enabled
for all Rackers this morning in production"

"Awesome beans folks!!!! :)"

by NickMeh1979 September 28, 2015