bed

where your parents start a whole new person

mom: hey wanna go in the bed ;)
dad: ok

by iguesswellneverknow1234___ April 17, 2023

bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!

When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?

by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep

by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022