lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.

"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"

by ⊕ November 1, 2020

Commie Bastard

Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson is a commie bastard, loves PUTIN

by rick not a putin fan December 21, 2022

Barrel of Bastards

A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like.

Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth!
Goth - Piss off you complete barrel of bastards

by Acid Tsunami May 14, 2006

Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.

Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.

by HumBabe June 11, 2006

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

mullet bastard

tall lanky mullet fuck

toby

by $ico March 26, 2003