awks momo

an awkward moment

Jon: I peed my pants
Crystal: awks momo..

by jonhater December 25, 2011

Awksuave

Being so charming and outgoing, that the other party is left unable to respond, creating awkwardness.

I couldn't respond to the cute guy, because when he was so awksuave when he talked about his life of rockclimbing, that I couldn't come up with a good response.

by fuzzylogicIII December 25, 2011

Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkwardosity

Having awkward qualities while simultaneously having hip qualities.

Hipsters tend to have awkwardosity, though they would never, EVER admit it, and are certainly not the only ones.

by A-nonanonanona December 30, 2011

Awkz McGawkz

The expression used when an awkward moment, event or saying has occurred. It is an innovated use of the simple term Awkz or Awkward and can be a sentence by itself.

Mike has a new friend and i think he might be gay...
Awkz Mcgawkz

by Jubes123 January 11, 2012

awkwardmophobia

The fear of awkward moments. People usually develop this as a result of a teacher or boss saying/doing something accidentally inappropriate, causing all observing students to be awkwardly scarred.

Often a vicious circle, as 'I think I have awkwardmophobia' usually leads to a long awkward silence among friends.

Teacher: I won't be here Tuesday, class. I have to drill some holes in my bedroom.
Dude 1: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Dude 2: Oh shit, think I peed my pants. Stupid awkwardmophobia.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 16, 2012