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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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Jason

A Jason will overthink everything but still know what is happening. Jason is hot and can get any girl he wants. Jason also has girls all over him even though he has eyes for one girl only. Jason has the greenest eyes and everyone falls for him. Nicest, sweetest, most loving guy you will ever meet. Jason is great in bed and all the girls know it. He gives off big Dick energy and its most of the time correct.
Girl 1 : omgosh have you seen Jason
Girl 2 : yes I'm so jealous if his gf hes so hot
by Badinvestment76 February 26, 2022
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Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Jason

ew
jason? ew.
by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023
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jason

He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
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Jason Kellerman

I sexy lover of men, although all the girls follow him everywhere
Jason Kellerman is banned on Roblox.
by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022
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