A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob’s Dad mug.A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
Get the Jacob Allen mug.Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
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girl 1: Do you think he will like me
Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
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Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
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by jacob!#@$benza February 21, 2020
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by ahafkfieurf March 1, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob is usually a fuckboy. Is a loyal and great friend...to guys. A Jacob has no way of behaving around girls, and tends to act inappropriately. He will go through girl after girl, after girl. He only stays with a girl no longer than a few weeks though, and he DOES NOT do serious relationships. Jacobs tend to be devilishly handsome, but watch out; thats exactly what lures a girl in. A Jacob will usually have terrible self esteem, and the moment their fragile ego is bruised they will lash out. They spread rumors and gossip like a wildfire, so never tell a Jacob a secret. A Jacob can have a heart of gold, but their need to always be cool tends to ruin that. They'll do anything to be accepted, to feel cool and adored, but they have a lack of work ethic. Jacobs tend to be more social, and will forgo studying or working hard to just talk to people. A Jacob can have a lot of amazing potential but will waste it for the sake of being cool, getting another girl, or just pure laziness.
Girl 1: I can't believe he cheated on me!
Girl 2: well yeah, he's a Jacob.
Boy 1: He doesn't do any of the work, but they still are giving him an A!
boy 2: Well of course he doesn't work, he's a jacob.
Girl 2: well yeah, he's a Jacob.
Boy 1: He doesn't do any of the work, but they still are giving him an A!
boy 2: Well of course he doesn't work, he's a jacob.
by RandomToast August 18, 2018
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