Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"
by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

by Rose koi June 1, 2022
