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YouTube

Arm-pit of the Internet controlled by corporate scumbags.

Videos
The videos are usually decent quality. Some are amazing but some are piss-poor quality though.

Comments
Home to some of the most redundant and annoying comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who need attention.

Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their terrible grammar and poor temper
On a music video:
Ghosty: Wow I love this band, I remember when this song came out back in blank

Nick Smith (default profile): I don't like this band too much. They're alright though.

Ghosty: I ✨✨ fuking ✨✨ hate you bich. 🌺

Nick Smith: ..What? You shouldnt be on youtube if you're gonna act like that.
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YouTuber

n. A person who uses YouTube to complain about YouTube.
"I watched his 250 subscriber special, but most of it is just him complaining about how the original version got demonetized. He's such a YouTuber."
by CaptainVideo August 31, 2021
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Youtube

you know what YouTube is
"do you know what Youtube is?"

"yeah of coarse"
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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YouTube

Natalie smith: “YouTube? Completed it.

Ya laughin. Il teach yi…
Step 1) watch the lot”
YouTube?
by Pandaxo July 4, 2021
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Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.
OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.
by xXGhostmanXx July 31, 2012
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YouTube News

"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".

This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).

Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.

HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:

You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.

If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:

MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!

BILLY: YouTube news.

MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.

BILLY: Yeah, I know.

EXAMPLE 2:

JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.

BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.

EXAMPLE 3:

MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.

JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.

MARK: Damn YouTube news.

EXAMPLE 4:

OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.

JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
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Gorilla Tag Youtuber

A youtuber that is most of the time unoriginal and they think they are strong from playing gorilla tag. They sometimes they have a childish fanbase that act like zombies to the youtuber.
Jmancurly is a gorilla tag youtuber, his fanbase is full of 2 year olds.
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