Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 5, 2023

van

a person that takes kids in his van offering candy

hey do you see that van he took those kids

by truck69 January 13, 2021

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024