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squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
mugGet the squirrel situationmug.

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
mugGet the squirrelling your twertmug.

Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.
"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."
by TreeFolk June 11, 2018
mugGet the Squirrel Buttermug.

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
mugGet the Squirrel Puffinmug.

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)
john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"
by penisparker_ October 2, 2022
mugGet the squirrelmug.

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
mugGet the The Nimble Squirrelmug.

squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022
mugGet the squirrel trapmug.

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