Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)

The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared

by Ms Ter March 26, 2024

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

Square

To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so

Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you

by Rabbbb September 17, 2017

Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.

You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.

by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023

Squaring

When a person has sexual intercourse with someone with the same name as them.

“My names morgan”
“Wow my names morgan too we should have sex then it would be morgan squared”
“Okay let’s partake in the art of squaring”

by MCmorgan69 November 23, 2021

square realm

Haven for all internet nubs.

You're a nub, go to SR!

by ward March 20, 2004

Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.

Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.

by Nrogers June 19, 2022