Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010

paper,sissors,rock

Child game played by 2 people, You each have to hide youe hand behind your back and count 1,2,3 and then display what object you have chossen. i.e.

Paper
Sissors
Rock

Paper beats rock but not sissors, Sissors beats paper but not rock, rock beats sissors but not paper

also referred to as roshambo..Which is an name and the orginal name for it but this now means something else in American slang

lets decide what to do by playing paper,sissors,rock.

by Allknowing May 10, 2008

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3

When you find that Paper Mario: The Origami King has the same shitty mechanics like Sticker Star and Color Splash.

A: Hey, have you played Paper Mario: The Origami King yet?
B: You mean "Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3"? Nope, that games sucks just like its predecessors!

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 15, 2021

National Paper Clip Trading Day

On October 7th, you must grab a paper clip and start trading. Whoever in your school gets the best items at the end of the day wins $20.

Are you ready for National Paper Clip Trading Day?

by ActualBruh69 October 7, 2019

Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no

by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021

Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper

1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.

1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u

by SomeGuyWithAName July 6, 2018