Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river

"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"

by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

Ball Sample

When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers

Damn he just gave me another Ball Sample

by Big Boy Balls September 28, 2010

bare balls

to do anything, while literally having bare balls. as in, not wearing pants or boxers or anything.

"were going to go bare balls in the hot tub"

by ananine mouse February 17, 2008

ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006

ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.

Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!

by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008