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fire insurance

As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.
Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?

Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
by Helvidius October 19, 2019
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you're fired

That's what J. Johan Jameson says to Peter Parker.
You're fired!
by Red Borsch November 12, 2020
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You're fired!

Donald Trump's catchphrase. Contrary to popular belief, however, the phrase was not originally popularized by him. In point of fact, the phrase entered popular culture in the 1963 animated series, "The Jetsons." George Jetson's (the titular character) boss, Mr. Spacely, could be seen in multiple episodes threatening to (or following through) fire George Jetson. It was a running gag throughout the series.
by The Rev November 14, 2020
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Fire Forced

You: "Get Fire Forced"
Fire: *dies*
You: *e*
by Gibby10877 November 15, 2020
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You're Fired

What you say when you don't get your pictures of Spider-Man!
Person 1: Where are my pictures of Spider-Man!?
Person 2: I couldn't get them yet.
Person 1: You're Fired! get out of my building!
by Mr_NRG16 November 19, 2020
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Pretty Fire

A compliment to most and slander to few.

For when your product is better than pretty good, but it is not quite “most fire”.
In fact, a Rastafarian wouldn’t even qualify as “more fire.” But “pretty fire” is a compliment you will have to accept until you step up your game.
“That jar is pretty fire.”
by Wavez December 14, 2020
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Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.
Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.
by foxkat January 3, 2021
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