When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.
by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013
Get the Spackered Toastmug. A game where a group of guys masturbate on a piece of toast and the first one to cum has to eat all the pieces of toast. Its the perfect game for sleepovers.
by Fuck yourself. February 19, 2014
Get the Toastmug. Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).
Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!
by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018
Get the Toasted Marshmallowmug. “Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
Get the Toasted Headmug. A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011
Get the Pot Toastmug. Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the Egg on Toastmug. by Iamanavocado October 25, 2019
Get the Toastmug.