tim kruse

the best looking and most nicest man with a huge schlong,many girls and tons of money,everybody wants to be like tim kruse

i would really like to be a tim kruse.

by jungenrue August 7, 2017

Tim Walz

A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America

by iotbw August 7, 2024

The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Tim Walz

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.

Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.

by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024

Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick

Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays

by TangoDango August 10, 2024

Tim Libby

Vons assistant manager

“Who is the assistant manager of Vons”
“Tim Libby”

by pinkandumb April 29, 2021

Tim Cheese

The criminal mastermind mouse who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025