by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
by jacobrh3 December 5, 2021

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them
Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory
by Captan Taxmagido May 8, 2024

the theory that says that most of current internet traffic is filled with bots/AI which can be spotted when its obvious another user on social media websites such as twitter (x) tweets something that chat gpt would say or completely out of topic
by Insanowsky December 20, 2023

The Doomi theory is a scientific theory of the creation of the universe. It states that the universe was created by a very large cosmic being named Damanpreet Basra. His sheer volume was so large that he collapsed onto him self and created the universe we know. Damanpreet Basra is also known to be the largest being in our known universe. Many scientists have mistaken him for plants and even large giant stars.
by DOOMI MAN December 5, 2019
