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sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.
Look at the size of his sea monster.
by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009
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sea of madness

When you get super high and you get inside your head so deep it feels like you're lost at sea
Sorry guys, I was lost in a sea of madness there for a bit.
by Messages of the future October 21, 2023
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sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
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bop you in the nose with a sea urchin

A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger
"SHUP YOU RAH OR I'LL BOP YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A SEA URCHIN" said Anto
by LIL MARCO December 1, 2016
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Serengeti sea slammer

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.
My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.
by BiiggDawwwgg July 24, 2025
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Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.
I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.
by SamDog76 April 30, 2021
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.

Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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