Lemon

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.

"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"

"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"

by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023

lemonic

lemonic is the best twitch streamer in existence.

lemonic is used as the best twitch streamer

by lemonic_is_cool August 23, 2021

Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .

#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.

by Gazcap June 3, 2024

Burnt Lemon

It is a white asian who tans very easily. Imagine a lemon, being toasted.

That asian over there plays tennis, LIKE A BURNT LEMON.

by Brwnrce April 19, 2016

choke a lemon

The strongest insult or comeback ever.

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

Lemon Squeezing

The act of licking and playing with someone's testicles while they're urinating.

Ronnie really wants me to give her a lemon squeezing tonight. I hope she doesn't get any on my face.

I missed the toilet bowl a bit while my girlfriend was giving me a Lemon Squeezing

by DanksterMeme69 July 12, 2025