Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*

by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012

Neutron Bomb

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.

"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."

by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013

mic-bombing

A form of stage crashing and similar to photo bombing, it is the act of overtaking/hijacking the microphone during a stage performance or event from the presenter/host/performer. Mic-bombing has happened twice during the MTV Video Music Awards, once in 1994 when "Nathaniel Hornblower" (the late Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys in disguise) mic-bombed R.E.M. to air his displeasure of being passed up for the "Best Music Video" award, and again in 2009 when Kanye West mic-bombed Taylor Swift during the "Best Female Video" presentation to complain that Beyonce should of won instead...

Jimmy rushed the stage and proceeded to perform a mic-bombing while the annoying host was opening the show.

by Ponsonby Britt August 21, 2013

Priddle bomb

4 shots of vodka in a glass, add a shot of Jaegermeister and Redbull to taste - down in one. Originated from the 'lad bomb'.

Lewis did a 'priddle bomb' last night.

by The Priddler August 20, 2013

Hashtag-Bomb

The act of pointlessly associating hashtags to a post; mostly performed by no-good dick-sucking attention whores.

Chadwick: Hey dude, are you gonna like her post on Instagram?

Brad: Fuck no, she Hashtag-Bombs all of her fucking pictures.

by Michael Jamesland August 31, 2013

Trailer bomb

3/4 PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) 1/4 Red Bull

My meth buzz is sorta wearin' off... I think I need a trailer bomb to get this party goin' again. Who's going to 7/11 to get Red Bull? Wait, I have a coupon!

by Choadinator September 4, 2013