Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world

I love my mum with my whole heart

by Thebestchild March 21, 2020

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Your mum

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022

Mum

She is The only One that will make you feel safe...She is the one who loves you when it's hard for you..Sometimes your mom will be there instead of dad.
And When you say you hate your mum... You don't mean that.

Mum Is the best.
LOVE YOUR MUM NO MATTER WHAT

by Love your mom No matter what November 27, 2017

Ur Mum Gey

A very well meme put in YTP's, This is LITTERALLY one of best insults you could use in Dream SMP, And a good way to be called a simp and have a comeback using the fact that you probably ARE a simp.

Friend: I've seen watch you've been lately, and 10/10 you're a simp
You: If the following is true then. UR MUM GEY
Friend: No! That is untrue
You: THEN TAKE THAT BACK!

by Danny Anims on YT January 24, 2021