swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333

kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 1, 2022

Your mum

"Your mum", is the women I intend to get with, she is the women in love with senior star definitionist, skirtingfish65.

Your mum be trying to lick my face

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

ur mum

when someone fucks ur mum they say ur mum to tell you that they fucked ur fat mum.
ex:

them: 'what did you do'
you: 'ur mum'

by riya <33 ily January 18, 2022

Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022