straight pirate

an oxymoron

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

by wafflezer July 19, 2016

Straight Gone

When something to so stankin' or so tore up that words cannot describe it.

When i was walking in the dorm at UNCG i started to smell a bad smell that was coming down the stair case from the bathroom! As i climbed the stair case the smell was so bad words could not describe it. Stankin', raunchy, none of those words could describe it. There for its straight gone.

by Neuyasha October 12, 2011

straight rye

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007

Straight Queen

A 'Straight Queen' is a guy that spends too much time on his looks. Always has perfect hair and eyebrows, works out often and watches what he eats. This person is an uber metrosexual. A guy that likes girls but is a little too polished.

We’re late because we had to wait for this 'Straight Queen' to fix his eyebrows.

by RhodeIslandJoe October 12, 2009

Super Straight

a terrible, disgusting “sexuality” created by neo nazis to excuse transphobia. People who say they are super straight claim they are only attracted to the opposite gender, but somehow exclude trans people, which means their logic makes no sense.

Guy: im super straight
Guy2: oh so you’re transphobic?
Guy: Nooo its just preference. I only like women🥺
Guy2: so you like trans women too?
Guy: Nooooo
Guy2: then you’re logic makes no sense. You arent valid.

by randomperson:)) March 8, 2021