Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024

Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.

Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.

by Anna Jeff February 3, 2014

Soft shell Frito

Fritos that are dipped in drinks like coke or Dr Pepper for a few minutes before eating

Let me get a soft shell frito

by Soft shell Frito July 22, 2025

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018