shlock

shlong + cock = shlock

He didn't just have a dick, he had a motherfuckin' shlock.

by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

shackner shocker

only to be done by people with very very large noses The spin off of the shocker where the nose and toung are used. The nose in inserted into the female reproductive organ and the toung in the anous.

Steven gave erian a shackner shocker.

by the huze November 10, 2006

uber-shocker

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.

DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"

by tee cue34 February 24, 2008

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009

Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 17, 2008

xeno shocker

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.

I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker

by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009