Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

bomb-shop man

a dick

you are a bomb-shop man

by urban dictionary' October 3, 2017

Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad

Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.

by NobleKonig May 28, 2024

window shopping

to loot, looting

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020

by idegart studios June 2, 2020

Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014