Scarp

A person so very much a dumbass, that their stupidity can't be explained with the word dumbass.

Person 1: "yo i hate that dude"
Person 2 "fr hes such a dumbass"
Person 1: "not even a dumbass, hes a whole fucking scarp"
Person 2: "frrrr"

by FluffyCerulean June 20, 2023

Scarpelli

The male version of Tan Mom

Gross! That Scarpelli looks like a leather chair.

Kid: “Mommy mommy, is that a Oompa Loompa?
Mom: “No sweetie, just a Scarpelli.”

by Nmons June 30, 2023

Sarp

Basically my name if you see any definitions that say that i cheat on you with an yasime it's lying What the Fuck is an yasime? Every definition about me is lying! I'm just an Turkish guy that doesn't want to see false definitions of my name

dumbass:hEy sArP i MaDe aN deFiNoItN aBpUt y0u

The definition is that i cheat on people with yasime
Me:fuck you! remove that definition now!

by SARP1STHEBEST July 13, 2023

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Sarpong

Sarpong is a name that means a great warrior, however he is a repost warrior and loves the club Manchester City. He thinks haaland is the best player in the world. And is obsessed with edits.

Guy 1: WHERES SARPONG?😡

Guy 2: kill yourself (now)

by Thegoatedone October 11, 2023

Sarpines

when you're penis is super sore after having a bunch of sex. It is pronounced like sardines in spanish.

I just had the best sex of my life! I was going for hours but now I have a sarpines. :(
I was railing my girlfriend all night and when I woke up in the morning, I had sarpines.

by AndIHaveSarpines January 2, 2024